Hypnotise your child. It’s not creepy at all.

Rabbit 1 FullSizeRender-9 Rabbit 2The Rabbit Who Wants To Fall Asleep , by Carl-Johan Ehrlin is being marketed as a new way to get your children to fall asleep. Even the syntax, with it’s not so random bold print and sentence structure is designed to make eyes go in and out of focus.

The sign pointing to the rabbit hut saying, I can make anyone fall asleep, is ominous and the repeats of, you are very sleepy, I found unnerving.

Our children’s specialist can’t keep it on the shelf; further proof that moms in San Francisco have been desperate for awhile.